I reside in the joyous land of Norfuck
those of you that do not know it...Think of tractors!

I am often in LA LA LAND, even at the most inappropriate of times!
I see myself as one of those that would rather dream about it than get off my ass and DO it...Which can be extremely frustrating at times. I admit that I am a lazy person and would much rather be a hermit than go out in the cold.

I like to do things the easy way as I have a very short fuse and when I blow, I FUCKING BLOW!!!

Most people who meet me say I'm either very shy or come across as quite a nasty bitch. To be quite honest I probably seem shy cos I can't fucking hear you haha, I think I must be deaf in one ear or something like that anyway!

I do however get along with guys more than girls because the majority of girls I meet really do my head in! I'm not a "girly girl"...NEVER have and most likely never will be either! I am a good listener but not too great at giving advice...So PLEASE do NOT ask!

I enjoy spending most of my time with loved ones, drinking tea, playing with make up, watching films and in my own time (when I get it) I do love to draw, but get really frustrated when things don't go right!

I am a pessimist, a Leo, a dreamer and a bitch